sword-of-stardust:

nicollekidman:

tealesbian:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

When Katya said “Of course we’re in love. That’s why i tried to shoot you.” And Goncharov said “If we really were in love you wouldn’t have missed.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

when you realize those are the last words they speak to each other

This, and then when Andrey kills Goncharov at the end… Andrey didn’t miss.

I tentatively might be back but who really knows

goo-mies:

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

etosvitri:

etosvitri:

Shipping with me gets you access to so many AUs

I should be honest

They aren’t developed AUs

It’s me sliding into your DMs at 2am with “What if they were vampires” with no further context

dankmemeuniversity:

zanabism:

zanabism:

every … man… believes he is Socrates and that every time a woman talks about her tried-and-true life experience it’s time to go to battle and defend the art of the argument. I’m just so….embarrassed … for them … how do you live like that…

like how do you not evolve since like 450 BC ???? How are you guys the exact same?? Embarrassing

guardianofscrewingup:

thatsbelievable:

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

1909, wow. I didn’t know the Onion had that long of a publication history.